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Photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic

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1. A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

2. There’s something really important I need to say. I’m just not sure how to say it.

>!Worcestershire!<

3. How many birds does or take to change a lightbulb?

One cannot, but Toucan.

4. Let's hope the catholic church doesn't go deep in debt

It'd blow if they had to sell their organs

5. What animal is the crispiest when you eat it?

A crab cause its a crust-acean 🦀

6. I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lip stick

She still isn’t talking to me

7. What team was highest on Sheduer Sanders?

ESPN (from my 11 year old nephew).

8. What’s the best move if you’re attacked by clowns?

Go for the juggler

9. Daryl Hannah

If Daryl Hannah had an ice cream cone, would it be "Daryl licked"?

10. Whenever I need toothpaste I buy Parodontax.

Which is slightly annoying since I only need one Dontax.

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